Unauthorized autobiography
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this is me

 

this is my sis

 

this is a guy I wouldn't mind sleeping with

 

this is the most beautiful flower

 

fishes are ok too

Talking about me is always a little hard. I’m not talking about the physical aspects, that’s easy: 18 years old, big brown eyes, artificially black hair (the natural color is light grayish brown), short, not really thin.

But about my mind… I could write a book about it and yet you wouldn’t know who I am. Because I’m a thousand people stuck into one body. Of, course, not all of them go ahead and talk to the others.

Outside of my troubled mind, I’m a college student, who enjoys surfing the web, reading, and laughing a lot. I study law and journalism, for reasons I’m not gonna explain.

I live in Brazil, with my adoptive parents. I don’t know my birth parents. I do know my sister; her adoptive mother is my one’s aunt. We found out we were sisters this year, and we’re very happy about it ‘cause we’ve always loved each other.

I like writing too, and I once called myself a poet. I’m trying to write a novel too, but it’s a huge commitment.

I don’t like my life 24 hours a day.

I can be perverted, but I can never be bitchy.

I hate ordinary people and common sense scares the hell out of me.

I am a coward.

I’ve considered suicide, but I always chicken.

I’m not pretty.

I can’t live without music I appreciate. 

Silence is hateful. And erudite music turns me on.

Most people don’t give a shit about what I say.

Human beings are my only truly passion. But they let me down.

 

That probably gives you an idea about whom you’re dealing with. At least till summer.

 

++ Juliana ++

What's on the top for me?

Best food: anything with chocolate

Best drink: passion fruit juice

Best place in the world: my couch

Best color: blue!

Best TV show: Felicity and a brazilian show called "World's worst videos" (MTV Brasil)

Best writer: Albert Camus and Álvares de Azevedo (brazilian poet)

Best season: winter

 

 

Another random stuff

Most embarrassing moments: when the top of my bikini almost got lost on the beach, and when I "eructated" by accident in front of all my friends.

If I'd die tomorrow I would: throw myself at a couple of guys and have a lot of chocolate.

I can never ever agree with: capitalism and death penalty.

Don't waste my time if you: are shallow, think I'm fat, finds beer so amazing.

If you've ever called yourself a poet and you're a single guy who's not gay, please contact me ^_^